You’re listening to the egg heads, the people who we all cheated off of in high school, right? Fun isn’t it. 1 month ago I heard some rumblings that this was some ghastly meltdown or highly controversial. It had to happen. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. Your accomplishments over the last few years. I don’t know how they did it. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. The Flyers. 2 to the back of the head. Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. I had a great time with Judd Apatow, Pete Davidson and all the guys. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? That’s great. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. That’s what happens when you stick in M&M’s store at Time Square. I’m like, “Some people not using safe sex and making all these babies?” So, I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, “Dude, what’s going on? The Netflix star referred to white women as his “bitches” while claiming … I broke the mic stand. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. In his second comedy special for EPIX, Craig Ferguson puts his sometimes cheeky, always irreverent spin on universal topics from sex and drugs to rock & roll-including his hilarious experiences with Mick Jagger and Kenny G. Kevin Hart serves up laughs and brick oven pizza from the comfort of his home, and dishes on male group chats, sex after 40 and life with COVID-19. What do you have to say sir? I guess my grandparents were older. Alright listen I’m out of time. Viewers may know Burr for playing Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad, although he has also fronted comedy podcast The Monday Morning Podcast since 2007. The nerve of you white women. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Dude, black people were actually enslaved, they get February. And Twitter took the bait. I like people who wear masks. I got one first. - LinkedIn Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. Thank you. You don’t bring up race or religion with your grandparents. That felt great. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. What do you want me to talk about. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Me listening to Bill Burr again, let me say this, there's absolutely no need to call white women bitches, because I rock with at least 47% of white women. So, I haven’t been in New York for about a year. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. I don’t know. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. That’s what you did. I got your mothers. You have no idea what it’s like to be me.” Trashing white guys. Fucking Rocky is your hero. It's 2020. … You don’t know who the fuck he is. That’s the first time I said cunt. Bill Burr's "SNL" opening monologue received mixed reactions, but the comedian's fans were already prepared for his blunt comedic style. Just listened to Bill Burr's opening monologue on SNL, then checked the Bill Burr hashtag on Twitter. That I really feel great. Comedy is not for you. That’s all I got left. I am so excited to be here. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. You keep it simple. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. Bill Burr came for Pride Month in his opening monologue for Saturday Night Live. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. You got a fuckin ping pong team? 7 MINUTES left. I wanna thank you guys for having me. Dude I think he can win! I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. Fuck all of you. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Bunch of goddamn pansies. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. City of Brotherly Love. I really hope that happens. Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. I got 4 minutes left. Yeah! Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. Thank you. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. They get 28 days of overcast weather. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. Here's why. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. How about you hook them up with July? That’s what you did. Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. So, thank you so much for coming out during these difficult times. You are this high above New Orleans. And this has always been a life long dream of mine to come here and host Saturday Night Live. Yes. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. We lost our edge there for a minute. Amazing. Ploughing ahead, let’s talk white women here. Who’s he your dad or something? Is this what you want? You people are on goddamn acid. Shall we? Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny It's 2020. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his first “Saturday Night Live’’ monologue. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. Makes me feel comfortable that you’re wearing masks. Listen, I don’t want to speak ill of my bitches here, okay? You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. Ploughing ahead. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. I’ll probably get canceled for doing that joke. Be the first to rate this post. One said, “The outrage over bill burr’s SNL monologue just proves that y’alls sense of humor is officially extinct in 2020.” One critiqued, “Bill Burr was the absolute worst monologue ever - I turned off the @nbcsnl show. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Oh, Ricky took one in the chops. Bunch of pussies. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. Bunch of fucking losers. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Booing Dom Irerra. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. All of you. It’s about you. Ah! I was shooting a movie. Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.Saturday Night Live. Didn’t have that when I was a kid. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. So anyways back to the joke. What do you think about that? I have been doing stand-up forever. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. You know? And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! No votes so far! That’s what I learned. I should get fucking paid right now people. City started looking like a giant Bed Bath & Beyond, and then bam! 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. Oh suck a dick. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Bill Burr - SNL MonologueBill Burr snl#BillBurr #SNL #Monologue Fucking goddamn losers. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. How did they get all the June? The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Bill Burr Plows Ahead in SNL Monologue Charu Sinha 10/11 /2020 FDA promises no corners were cut in the quick OK of 1st U.S. COVID-19 vaccine Virgin Galactic aborts test in … He’s not here. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. It’s gonna be amazing. Bill Burr didn't hold back in his controversial opening " Saturday Night Live " monologue. Rainbow flags. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Give them the sun for 31 days. You fuckin jackasses. Someone tell him calling women 'bitches' isn't funny,” wrote one commenter on Twitter. Maybe you’ll win another one. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. Huh. Thank you so much. 52 fuckin hours into a show. This doesn’t change anything. Just to refresh your memory, the ‘woke’ movement was supposed to be about people of color not getting opportunities, things that they deserve, finally making that happen. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. I’m fuckin standing here. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. If you’re that dumb and you wanna kill your own family members, by all means, do it. It's 2020. Go fuck yourselves. Yeah, had a great time. #billburr #snl You can’t see shit. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Yes. Say it. Let’s talk white women. And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. Original air date: October 10, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. Bunch of racist fucking morons. Suck a dick. Oh!” I didn’t know that. You have a soccer team? God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. With my SUV in my heated seats. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. Would love your thoughts, please comment. It’s literally a dream come true. And I hadn’t been here for like, 13 years and I immediately noticed how extra crowded this city was. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. Does it really have to come to this? Go back to the dock and unload some shit. All of you mother fuckers. into a fuckin show. What’s that sir? It’s a dream come true. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? You fucking assholes. New York is back. Your email address will not be published. NEW! He was born in 1907. These are equator people. Alright? Sir why are you screaming? Bill Burr's SNL monologue was funny and appropriate. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. That’s a little long, don’t you think? It’s like, god did that 40 years ago. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. That’s what I do. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. [Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL What’s that? We got a great show for you guys everybody. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. They’re going after dead people now. Thank you. It's 2020. I’m like, “What’s going on? Bill Burr Tackles Cancel Culture For His ‘SNL’ Debut, While ‘The Fly’ Has Jim Sun goes down at 4 in the afternoon. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. Don’t worry. 0% body fat. Jack White is here. And then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either. I’ve never heard so much complaining in my life from white women. It’s your decision. Comedian Bill Burr has come under fire for his monologue on Saturday Night Live this week. bill burr : white women, stop acting like white supremacy and racism and oppression is only something yt men benefit from , you are also complicit and have also benefitted yt women and some people on this forum : he's hurting my feelings , he's wrong They’re all up in arms. Bill Burr's opening monologue on 'SNL' draws praise, backlash on social media Burr’s opening monologue tackled everything from anti-maskers to cancel culture, from wokeness to … What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Take out your grandparents. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. White women, you’re amazing. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. Play the fucking records. Because a … Nobody wants to go on the parade. That’s good. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. I hate this fuckin city. Have a good night. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. I don’t know. What else what else. And speaking of dreams come true, did you see Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the Upper West side? I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. I hope you go 0-15. I do 3 minutes. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. It had to happen. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. It's 2020. You bunch of faggots. You bunch of fuckin cocks. I still fuckin hate you people. Just keep making the cookies.” Yeah. Burr ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne, white women hijacking the “woke movement,” gay pride month in New York and much more. What do you want? That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. He said things that we avoid talking about in … By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. What’s that sir? Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Suck a dick. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? And then somebody gives you that little nugget of information that just pulls it back? All rights reserved. Goddamn lawn seats. But let’s go back in history here, okay? I was here last year. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Take out your weak cousin with the asthma. Huh? You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. Grandma! © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript, Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript, Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript, Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript. What’s with all these people here?” And he was just like, “Oh, no, no. I never heard of it, right? [boos] I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. I really the title as “Bill Barr” and I was like wtf is he on SNL? Actor Bill Burr has been slammed after giving a controversial Saturday Night Live opening monologue, in which he took on topics including cancel culture. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. I have a little fuckin cane now. The month of June is gay pride month. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. Does it really have to come to this people? Alright, that’s all my time. It’s June. The reaction to what he said undergirds white supremacy. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. Thank you very much. The nerve… where’s the camera at? There’s gay black people, they can celebrate from June 1st, July 31st, 61 days of celebrating. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Thank you. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? For a group of people that were never enslaved? That fuckin pussy team. Suck a fuckin dick. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. How stupid is that cancel thing? That aint’ gonna work. Look at this. Wow, thank you. Keep listening to them. “Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his … It aint’ ever happening. Everybody’s shivering. Can you believe that?” It’s like, “Yeah. I SAID SUCK A DICK. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. View all posts by Don Roy King. “My life is so hard. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Also wtf is he talking about white women? #SNL — Lori (@LoriAndJava) October 11, 2020 Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. And I was getting all claustrophobic. Required fields are marked *. Two guys kissing. Wearing a grey face covering, the 52-year-old comedian hosted the second episode of … Just one after another. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. You won one fucking world series since 1880. Listen. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. I don’t. Saturday marked his first time hosting SNL, and it's fair to say it's divided opinion. Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. 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