6. gostatisfy. 19.8m. !”, [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 17 points18 points19 points 12 days ago (3 children), By law. [–]bluemeep 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago (0 children). There is an abundance of batman jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 81 funniest jokes and swedish puns. [–]iEatPlankton 36 points37 points38 points 12 days ago (5 children), put it all together “FUCK, I’m missing a piece! I never seen one it store. [–]HuoXue 134 points135 points136 points 12 days ago (26 children). Sometimes the world just hates you. This includes pictures of text with images that don't add necessary context, transcriptions of standup comedy (as with. Yes children I assembled every needle, now stop fucking with the decorations! Their e-commerce system has completely collapsed under the weight of covid since many of their stores have been closed. Love fucking Ikea and their Swedish meatballs. I believe the proper nomenclature is mechanically disadvantaged. How thoughtful, Kanye. I'm convinced the people buy these cookies for the tin can only. What's the difference between Tinder and Ikea? I bought another Knorva hat for my 4-year-old nephew and he adores it as well. The couple's infant, presumably disturbed by the noise (or perhaps the perplexing instructions), The Local jokes. I never actually seen cookies in that tin. Online. I expect my tree to be fully assembled by the time we are all freely allowed outside again. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any barcodes witze you can hear about swedish. Unimpressed, I … I'll use one of the 50 I have in my junk drawer." 3. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. My parents' fake tree has been around for decades, but it's made of wood, steel, and boar hair. By looking over your shoulder. Try, If you are not the author of the comic in question, you may only submit links to the page where it is hosted. Yep. It was great at the start but then it all fell apart! For fast children shipment, use Amazon! Gonna be a looooooong night (i.redd.it), submitted 12 days ago by Swaggins-masta3552243959352& 221 more, [–]Enduro_Jeff 5131 points5132 points5133 points 12 days ago345 (96 children). Seriously though DO NOT order anything from IKEA right now. Click here! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! Bots and bot-like accounts are not allowed. [–]Give_It_To_Gore 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), yes then the lady throws them away saying I'm hoarding, and then when she needs one asked me where I put them, and then we have to go to the store, [–]hamster_rustler 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (7 children), “Single use” is BS, they’re made of metal. You never know if you are going to take it apart and sell it to someone. The funniest sub on reddit. I guess you could say that trying to find the answer had you on . Honestly, the I went to Ikea last year and they had real trees for sale (no assemble required). 4. truthfacts. No instructions included, [–]Sxilla 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (2 children). Or the washers, [–]Faerhun 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago (2 children). 6. [–]muffinhead2580 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (0 children). IKEA furniture, it’s so easy to do and I actually enjoy building it, it’s like an adult lego set. Best puzzle money can buy. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 15607 on r2-app-00334eed68ff81466 at 2020-12-17 12:42:44.523954+00:00 running c680323 country code: FR. What did they do with their free several hours while you were engrossed in needles? Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Looking for something else? [–]Doomhammered 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]abeillesUlfi 138 points139 points140 points 12 days ago (20 children), [–]hg38 43 points44 points45 points 12 days ago (15 children). No personal info, no hate speech, and no harassment. [–]runasaur 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Montigue 15 points16 points17 points 12 days ago (0 children), Nice. [–]booty_sneeze 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]sugaree11 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]tripog 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (0 children), Y'all people need to get up on some mini rambo ratchets, [–]foolintherain201 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). I got a job at Ikea because I wanted to make something of myself. [–]BlackMoth27 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. and join one of thousands of communities. [–]r23dom 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]NotCrying_UrCrying 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]AdministrativeDoor25 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]DisBStupid 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]CourierSixtyNine 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (4 children), You joke but we really are selling fake trees for the season. And a great memory of adolescence for sure :) here’s a polar bear hug award 🤟, [–]Falcon4711 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). 1 line for each needle, [–]Sharkpogmp4 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]adventures_in_dysl 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). In accordance with, Anything involving politics or a political figure (regardless of context) will be removed. [–]schlucks 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), some dickwad we bought a desk for just dropped of the parts in the alley and after we paid the 50$ as he was driving away he goes "oh yeah you also need an allen wrench bye", [–]GregorSamsaa 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (7 children). *yes, I misunderstood on purpose. And long may the jokes pour in congratulating the formerly regal couple. No memes, HIFW, MRW, MeIRL, DAE, or similar posts. [–]androgenoide 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children). I've rounded the edges on every single one of them halfway into assembly. Submissions depicting or containing intentionally emulated behaviors (memes) are also not allowed, including memetic image macros, "challenges," or elements thereof. The instructions are made so simple it’s really hard to fuck up, the jokes about it have me convinced most people are pretty stupid. [–]adventures_in_dysl 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (5 children), this one comment lead me to discover 2 things i didnt know, 1 Alan of the band Kill Allen Wrench was a suspect in kurt cobains death, and 2 the band was pretty good https://www.last.fm/music/Kill+Allen+Wrench/+wiki, [–]Diora0 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]JojenCopyPaste 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]showsterblob 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago (1 child). If this had a tiny L shaped allen wrench it would be perfect. That said, pro trick is to tape the wrench to the bottom or back or inside of whatever you assemble. [–]thetomahawk42 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children). Following is our collection of globe puns and sears one-liner funnies and gags working better than reddit jokes. Usually you gotta pay extra for them to strip, [–]Vap3Th3B35t 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Social media content of any kind is not allowed. When I was a small child, I thought whenever you saw anyone die in a movie or tv show, they died in real life. I remember this. Mar 12, 2014 - This Pin was discovered by Essence Human Development. An IKEA employee shared it on Reddit. Serial reposters will be banned. A Denver girl switched to Wayfair and Amazon (edit: items actually being delivered), But now the various distribution hubs are getting backlogged from Black Friday, Xmas, Covid sweeping through workers, and everything else now (edit: being shipped) online, [–]degjo 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (2 children). One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. I’ve never understood the jokes people make about But the setup takes to long and the final product is mediocre. When I was a small child, I remember when my parents told me the Christmas tree was fake. Real (little) trees are more environmentally friendly than plastic ones. I'm sure Joe Biden will get 150 more needless. It’s been eight years since the Ikea Monkey: The best memes to celebrate. [–]Spongi 22 points23 points24 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 70 points71 points72 points 12 days ago (6 children), It’s ALWAYS the Allen wrench that’s missing. There is an abundance of finnish jokes out there. [–]JesusLuvsMeYdontU 25 points26 points27 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]frozendancicle 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), Have your phone ready to order an uber to the ER. I mean, there they are getting shot and you see the bullet holes in their body with blood pouring out, what other explanation is there? [–]degjo 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago (10 children). It's easier to just go there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 55 funniest jokes and hulk puns. That’s where the tools must be, [–]thetomahawk42 80 points81 points82 points 12 days ago (0 children). Close. Here you can buy some furniture with minor defects at a 70 % discount. Visit our friends! 99.8k votes, 634 comments. Don't slow down my children shipment. [–]AdmiralOnus 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). Man, and I just finished. No forbidden titles, low-effort titles, or posts about Reddit cakedays (see below). No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. Here in Ireland they sell you a tree and give you a voucher with it for money off in the store in January. And yeah, later I read they were all real products. Whether you’ve just moved into a new place or are planning on doing up your old one IKEA is a one stop shop for just about every piece of furniture you’ll ever need, if you can eventually make it out again of course. This is the truest one yet. How does every Swedish joke start? Wait until you find out that there's four different lengths in there and you're missing one. reddit. How will we survive, [–]ranhalt 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Skydiver860 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child). In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president. Unfortunately, inexperienced customers end up buying completely useless things or furniture that is almost completely wrecked. I saw some of the needles that had fallen off and I assumed that because the needles were separate that my parents had actually attached every single needle one by one. They're decorative! [–]Acplay 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]krissipie 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). But there is a secret you should know. Yeah! What? I have four complete sets and 30 single-use ones in a peppermint bark tin. [–]pizza_breakfast 55 points56 points57 points 12 days ago (15 children), Royal Dansk cookie is in fact Danish for sewing kit, [–]gggg566373 35 points36 points37 points 12 days ago (12 children). [–]scsibusfault 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (0 children). At the end it will be missing four pine needles... you look in the box for them but the only parts left are three maple leaves. ... Keep scrolling for more laugh out loud IKEA jokes you’re sure to identify with! Ikea jokes that are not only about superstore but actually working shopper puns like My kid says he came up with this one A guy goes to interview for IKEA and Masturbation is like buying IKEA furniture. But how will you know how part A fits with Part C? What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules? IKEA provides two numbers for customer service and after sales. [–]getyourcheftogether 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). ... mum, my two brothers, my sister and grandma hurried into the living room and gathered round an IKEA box laying on the floor. [–]scoliosisgiraffes 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]rednrithmetic 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), The do terra mlm people have now entered the chat, [–]DrBrogbo 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]mlann87 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]jonrossjan 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]FallenAngelII 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (4 children). They will be deleted regardless of intent. This may be the most genius Christmas move ever. Ikea Jokes / Recent Jokes. 18 Jokes You’ll Find Hilarious If You’ve Ever Been to IKEA. Discover (and save!) You can make up a random word and it would still sound legit. If the apocalypse comes, and video games have taught me ANYTHING, I'm going to be damn glad I have 100 tiny pieces of metal. Nothing, they're both fictional characters Why wasn't Jesus born in Sweden? [–]Raven_Skyhawk 19 points20 points21 points 12 days ago (5 children), Because it might be useful one day damn it, lol, [–]zer0saber 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (4 children). 4. Seriously though, it is staggering how many people can’t do basic things anymore. [–]Montigue 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), I have two sets. No identifying information, including anything hosted on platforms making that information public. Reposts will be removed at the moderators’ discretion. They're single use if the metal is so cheap that it stops being a functional tool after it's first use. Those are exclusively for sewing kits, not allen wrenches. [–]Bertenburny 44 points45 points46 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]snickers_rectal 63 points64 points65 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Riley38988 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Danouement 152 points153 points154 points 12 days ago (3 children), [–]Shoobedybopaloo 20 points21 points22 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]TalkingMeowth 83 points84 points85 points 12 days ago (5 children), I mean you can pay them $300 to assemble it for you, but it’s better to try and save money. Last year, I bought some Christmas decorations and a couple of bar stools online, and I expected ups or FedEx to deliver, but they deliver it themselves almost the same way you would get a mattress or a big piece of furniture. Most of the time you are directed to the IKEA Chatbot LATTJO. I wish I had something like that when I a child. [–]mega_trex 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). [–]defenestr8tor 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]hipolishus 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Cripnite 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (8 children). CanonRock. [–]JesusIsMySecondSon 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Got another delivery coming on monday as well, fingers-crossed I suppose :P, [–]Patrol-007 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago* (8 children), IKEA US? If your submission isn't showing up, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! No asking for upvotes (in any form), no “Cake Day” posts, and no posts to communicate with another Redditor. Thanks :), [–]residentdunce 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]jordantask 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (2 children). Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! [–]TransIB 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (0 children), In the UK here, I've just moved flat and bought a bunch of stuff from IKEA, so far everything has been great. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Please read our complete rules page before posting. T‌‌hey're o‌‌ld, s‌‌tupid, a‌‌nd h‌‌ave b‌‌een d‌‌one b‌‌y … [–]Killerina 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]whiskey-and-plants 79 points80 points81 points 12 days ago (2 children). Posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! Political Joke In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. Random junk drawer becomes the tidbits to make a badass weapon and armor! Including Furniture jokes for adults, dirty furniture puns and clean apartments dad jokes for kids. Listen commish, we’ve got 3 suspects in this suicide: the guy that killed himself, and two others. Like bed frames. [–]Draskuul 122 points123 points124 points 12 days ago (20 children). Are the Royal Dansk cookie tins going out of style? Please someone tell me what to do. Kill me now, [–]upthewatwo 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]hoxxxxx 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Carpy0646 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Hud_is_on 94 points95 points96 points 12 days ago (13 children), [–]Opus_723 43 points44 points45 points 12 days ago (3 children), (...I didn't get you anything, so I panicked and did a meme), [–]hallese 17 points18 points19 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]baconworld 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]thisismewhen 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Hud_is_on 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]woolaverage 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), it's color in the reddish-orange family which is a type of orange I thought we already settled this debate months ago, [–]CuddlePirate420 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children). . 50 Jokes About Careers & Job Search. The funniest sub on reddit. ", I Work at Ikea and This is pretty much how my job interview was staged. Since you have a bucket of them anyway, you don't need that one. [–]Inkwells_ 2078 points2079 points2080 points 12 days ago22 (49 children). Felt weird considering how they’re quite big on sustainability. [–]pobody 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Cannibustible 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]charavaka 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). A big list of ikea jokes! They really are single use. Don't forget the one extra dowel peg that comes with all of the big pieces. They include furniture puns dirty or clean gags suitable for kids that are actually fun like the best witze. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! I love my furniture! is that how it was when you bought it? And the comments are just as funny! Non-meme image macros are allowed. Want to see /r/funny with these posts? I personally though it was a joke. Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. Hate speech and bigotry will be removed at the moderators' discretion. oliviadlc As someone who has loved the Frakta bag all her life, I was so excited to find this hat at my local Ikea. [–]linderzzz 805 points806 points807 points 12 days ago (28 children), [–]upthewatwo 262 points263 points264 points 12 days ago (23 children). When I tried to communicate this, they seemed confused, they said it was no big deal, it just took them 20 mins to do. 10. [–]SpiritedBad0 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), 23 years old is not considered a small child my good sir, [–]supershwa 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), Adorable, cute, yeah...but also /r/kidsarefuckingstupid, [–]skittlesandtittles 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]pattycakebakers 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]ScoutMaster88 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), That’s so cute! No one is replying to this. It’s like finding a tiny Imperial Allen wrench in a tiny Metric Allen wrench stack.... [–]lapret 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child). Rugs > Ikea Large Rugs Australia. I'm not sure how attaching a few pounds of pine needles to your cat will keep them away from the decorations, but I'm pretty sure your forearms are gonna "have a scratch or two.". [–]__kb__ 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]iMaJia3000 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children). You're perfect. Every December we'd go to the city, buy some Christmas presents and buy the tree. Real trees would be like $20 then when Christmas was over, you would bring it back and recycle it to them and they'd give you some, if not all $$ back. Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. It said, "Huge Furniture Sale!" "Dad, it's some flat pack furniture, what do you need the whole family for?" [–]Logical_Paradoxes 132 points133 points134 points 12 days ago (17 children), [–]yourmansconnect 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (13 children), [–]MadCarcinus 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago* (9 children), [–]Whats-Up_Bitches 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (8 children), [–]SirPepeSilva 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]MadCarcinus 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (6 children), [–]anon_chase 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Whats-Up_Bitches 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (4 children), [–]upthewatwo 25 points26 points27 points 12 days ago (3 children), (Didn't realise this was a 5min old post, feel free to like da shit outta this boyz), [–]mandelbomber 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (2 children), Are you sent from the future to inform us that Reddit is replacing the upvote feature with "likes"? It was like borrowing a tree and getting your deposit back! To this day we can still find you trying to accomplish this impossible task! [–]BrianSpilnerGallo12 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]rwbmachine 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]1103070 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). That is adorable. Not sure if they still do it but when I worked there they sold $25 Xmas trees and then you got $25 gift card to be used at a later date and they planted a new tree for every tree sold. Me and my recliner go way back. [–]AEROforce95 438 points439 points440 points 12 days ago (9 children). looks like part a is missing, but you have enough part b. i can call Ã¥sa tommorow and see if she send a part a for you? Including Nightstand jokes for adults, dirty nightstand puns and clean mags dad jokes for kids. 1. how are you managing to ruin them? 5. [–]flompwillow 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). But did you get box 2 from the other isle? your own Pins on Pinterest Please use. [–]SierraStar31 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Ike Jokes ‌‌Can w‌‌e b‌‌an "‌‌Yo M‌‌omma" j‌‌okes f‌‌rom t‌‌his s‌‌ub? Go put together a Sauder cabinet and you’ll know what I mean. Are you sure? [–]AhoyPalloi 693 points694 points695 points 12 days ago (72 children). Get it Saturday, Dec I would tell you a joke about ikea furniture. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. Are they made out of cheap plastic? Whoever left this note must have been bored! [–]larssral2008 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Kettch_ 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). All IKEA stores have the discount department (As-Is). Furniture jokes. IKEA furniture requires that you put it together. What should I do if I don't see my post in the new queue? All Swedish Food Market Products. Furniture Jokes. I wish I could see this the first time again. reddit. During Halloween my mom used a brass cylinder and a hammer to steak decorations in the ground. 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